A short history lesson…

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel “pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land”.

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, “Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land”.

Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land.

Furthermore, I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care
Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, Savings, Social Security,
retirement funds, etc . . . I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. Got a freakin’ call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal.

They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck…

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